Clumsy Chronicles

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Behold, The Queen of the Clumsy!

Sometimes, my clumsy, air-headed nature surprises even me. Yesterday, I threw away my $10 Igloo lunch box, and I didn’t realize it for 2 hours. I had finished my sixth day of work in a week, and I realized that I was late to getting back from my fifteen minute break. I don’t remember throwing […]

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The Accidental Terrorist

Pulling out one of my favorite stories from the “Sarah Does Dumb Stuff” archives. This particular story took place almost 5 years ago and was originally posted on my former blog Sarah’s Brand New Chapter. This is a story about how Sarah almost didn’t come home from a vacation in Wisconsin. Okay, that might be […]

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An Epic Fall (It’ll Have Me In Stitches)

I took off at a brisk run towards the set of cement steps that led to the door to our dorm, completely focused on getting to my room rather than looking to see if any half melted puddles had refrozen and set death traps for me along my journey.

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